Church fills pews with free gas raffle

Wouldn't that be the perfect slogan on a t-shirt???  "No, stupid clownfucker!", you say??  Well CNN.com says "Yes! Yes! OH GOD YES!!!"

I was curious enough to click on the little shirt link in one of the Latest News headlines on the CNN.com homepage, and apperantly they are now selling t-shirts of the headlines, with the time they are posted on the website.  However, the t-shirts seem to expire after a certain period of time, so you'd better act quickly to get your official CNN.com "Pregnant cop denied desk duty" T-shirt. 

(You know, so you can be beaten with a stick by cops, kicked in the balls by women, and beaten with a stick in the balls by female police officers.)

The current shirts available can be viewed at http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/allshirts/ .

Uhh oh! Looks Like We're Doomed.

A 160 square mile section of the Antarctic Ice Shelf has broken off into the ocean.

 

Al Gore: I told ya! I told ya! I told ya! Ya wouldn’t listen but I told ya! I told ya!

GA: Calm down, Mr. Kennedy! Have some of this.

AJ: It’s all natural and green, just like you like it! Except for these purple hairs.

LH: Was that 160 square miles? And why I am always the Frylock to y’all bitches Shake and Meatwad?

Al Gore: Ahhh. Much better. Where was I? Oh yeah, look at my airbrushed junk!!!