I rarely rejoice in the pain or misfortune of others, but for the people who thought it was wise to purchase a hot glue gun at the $1 store, only to be burned by the decision, I believe their fate was sealed with so much cheap, scalding glue.
It's okay to splurge a little sometimes.
GA: There's something I used to celebrate today, something I just..can't remember...
AJ: The playoff game we lost? The Pope giving Mass in New York City?
LH: You losers! While your busy getting beat in the playoffs, I'm celebrating the holiday with this crazy mutha!!
Lloyd: Happy Glue Sniffin' Day, Bitches!!!!!
