Wish I Thought of That

This article in Slate was excellent, particularly for one well-crafted sentence.

"Maroon 5 is elevator music from the depths of hell."

Perfect.

Hurray for Brain Damage!

GA: There's something I used to celebrate today, something I just..can't remember...

AJ: The playoff game we lost? The Pope giving Mass in New York City?

LH: You losers! While your busy getting beat in the playoffs, I'm celebrating the holiday with this crazy mutha!!

Lloyd: Happy Glue Sniffin' Day, Bitches!!!!!